This was a gift from my Angel when we were still together. Turns out, any jewelry called a choker has multiple uses ー some that end in twenty to life. 🤫

Mr. J haaated overalls. Said they reminded him of Bats' costume 🙄. Well I say, a free girl's gotta let her freak flag fly...in gold and mustard yellow, baby!

Here's a hot fashion tip from yours truly. Next time you're debating what haute couture piece to wear to the ball, save some money and add a little pizazz by robbing a recent or soon-to-be crime scene. 😈

Ready for the big finale, Puddin'? Wait till they get a load of this.